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pocketfulofgeek:

thedemonhuntershavetheboxat221b:


 #lmao just look at them #how Tony is all #’okay this is awkward. shawarma what the hell was I thinking’ #Steve is just like #’what am I doing here I don’t even like this weird food’ #Natasha is trying to find the right way how to eat that because she doesn’t want to end up all messy #she’s a lady after all#Clint is probably thinking #’I don’t get paid enough for this bullshit… wait I don’t get paid at all well fuck’ #and Thor and Bruce are just fucking enjoying the meal#Earth’s mightiest heroes ladies and gentlemen



Ha! Thor and Bruce just going at it!

pocketfulofgeek:

thedemonhuntershavetheboxat221b:

 #lmao just look at them #how Tony is all #’okay this is awkward. shawarma what the hell was I thinking’ #Steve is just like #’what am I doing here I don’t even like this weird food’ #Natasha is trying to find the right way how to eat that because she doesn’t want to end up all messy #she’s a lady after all#Clint is probably thinking #’I don’t get paid enough for this bullshit… wait I don’t get paid at all well fuck’ #and Thor and Bruce are just fucking enjoying the meal#Earth’s mightiest heroes ladies and gentlemen


Ha! Thor and Bruce just going at it!

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Kim Kardashian:
I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
America:
Well sure why not?
Britney Spears:
I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
America:
Whatever you want!
Carmen Electra:
I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
America:
Okay, sounds like fun!
Gay couple:
We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
America:
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO